Four theories.
One reality.

Proves that whenever something pushes or pulls on something else, it gets a JB back.

• You push a wall — the wall JB’s you back.
• You fire a rocket — the rocket JB’s the exhaust.
• You drop a ball — Earth JB’s it (once in a JB).

“It happens once in a JB that the universe reminds you who’s really pushing.”

A right-triangle relationship with an additional constant, described by Shan as “always there, though not always seen”.

• U is constant, except when it is philosophically variable.
• The theorem has generated both support and confusion.

“A man who has not reached his Claude limit by noon has wasted his morning.”

Systems seek maximum beautiful heat before collapse, transformation, or a particularly difficult meeting.

• All objects try to get hotter.
• Nothing truly escapes the soup.
• Beautiful heat is the goal.

“The universe is a pot. We are the soup. Some days, we boil.”

Pending official evaluation by the JB Board of Directors. Preliminary notes have been classified as “promisingly unclear”.

• Status: awaiting approval.
• Peer review: internal and emotionally supportive.

“The absence of a conclusion is not the absence of authority.”